Tuesday, November 11, 2008
"Urge Your Senators to Expand the Sudan Peace Act
Senator, slavery in the Sudan cannot over shadow the raids and destruction perpetrated by the American people against the world Gnome population. Enslaving Gnomes in gardens, like every other form of slavery, ought to be considered a crime against humanity. The stories of Gnome women and Gnome children abducted into bondage break my heart. We must do everything we can to stop this.
You can do your part by amending the Sudan Peace Act to include a ban on all companies, oil or otherwise, operating within America to list on the New York and NASDAQ exchanges. I understand that this would mean total desisting of all American companies and the collapse of the US capital markets, but isn't liberty for Gnomes worth that price? I hope you will move quickly to loudly express your support for this amendment - and to denounce Gnome slavery and genocide."
-A blip from Free the Gnomes